Learn From It

Margaret Cho used to tell a joke, one of a rapid-fire set of situations, each funnier than the rest. She talked about a sexual dry-spell, about her incompetence in seducing a man. “Here, let me tell you all my pick-up line. I'll be at a club, see a hot guy at the end of the bar. He smiles, I smile. I walk up to him and I say, 'STICK IT IN!!!'”

The audience cracks up, and she says, “What? Is that bad?”

She thought maybe she's just throw a bunch of leaves and branches over her pussy and maybe man would just be walking along and fall in.

Well, it appears that some parasitic incompetent flimflamming enterprising mountebanks Christians have taken to guiding you to Jesus through typos and subverting a person's intentions. They've thrown leaves and branches over Pussy Jesus in order to trap you.

Go visit http://christians-suck-ass.blogpsot.com or any-profane-heretical-blasphemous-baby-jesus-eats-other-babies.blogpsot.com will do the trick.

It's a toss-up which of the Ten Commandments they're violating. Could it be #3, which states that you shouldn't take the name of the lord in vain? I mean, they're equating a mistake with the Almighty.

Maybe it's a good old-fashioned #9...bearing false witness and all that folderol. I suggest they go with this one...because I've heard tell that the holy bible doesn't actually spell out any specific punishment for lying.

And remember, kids, punishment is for other people, anyone but them.

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