And a Fine 'Fuck You' to Ann Coulter!
Praying works!
I prayed for Tucson in my day, because I was told to by a billboard. Prayed that Tucson—or at least the rest of Arizona—would trade in the stick for a carrot (carrots, at the minimum, are more soft-tissue-friendly!) and stop turning the entire state into one giant prison for all sinners criminals great and small.
Well, I haven't gotten that wish yet, but small steps, right? What I have gotten is this:
From the Arizona Daily Star in Tucson:
Finally, we've decided that syndicated columnist Ann Coulter has worn out her welcome. Many readers find her shrill, bombastic and mean-spirited. And those are the words used by readers who identified themselves as conservatives.
Now, it turns out that she's being replaced by one of the martinets fuckheads Murdoch's chattel “journalists” of FOXNews, Tony Snow, but...small steps, right?
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I had written a letter to the Daily Star explaining that the sole reason I was cancelling my subscription was because of Ms. Coulter. The reader's advocate sent me a note back telling me they paid the nasty thang $15 a week for her crummy column. I replied that I didn't want a single cent of my money enriching that thang. I am so happy she has been dumped.
Posted by: homer | August 30, 2005 06:42 AM
Yes, it's me Anne Coulter posting under a pseudonym. Please buy my new book "How to Talk to a Blogger (If You Absolutely Must)".
Ok, not really. (I can't believe someone thought I was Anne Coulter *shudder*.)
I was actually referring to the earlier post about billboards talking to you. It was meant to be cute, a somewhat inside joke between Jeff and I - we'd talked about the film L.A. Story before, in which a key plot point involves a riddle given to Steve Martin by an electronic road sign.
If a sign was speaking to me, I'd do what it said too. That's all.
Posted by: montanamouse | August 31, 2005 01:10 AM
For more commentary on Anne Coutler and other Fox Folks, visit Hen in the Foxhouse at this url.
Posted by: Renaldo Dylan | August 31, 2005 01:39 AM
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU UNSCRAMBLE HOW DADDY IS DOING
Posted by: montanamouse | August 31, 2005 01:39 AM
I haven't read the Daily Tsar in years other than the occasional look-see through the entertainment section if it's sitting near me. I'm glad she's being dumped.
As for MontanaMouse's comment - Is Coulter "daddy"? Or is she MontanaMouse leaving crytic messages about her daddy?
Posted by: Lee | August 31, 2005 02:07 AM
A P.S. Imagine my disppointment and suprize on Monday whenI discovered that Bill Hemmer is now a FOX News anchor! Oh, Bill! HPow could you?!
Posted by: Lee | August 31, 2005 02:10 AM
Ann Coulter is nothing but a warm, wet hole. She ma be worth fucking, but not worth discussing.
Posted by: Me | September 16, 2005 07:42 AM