Splendor in the Ass
It's comforting (and dis-comforting ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo) to wake up and walk through the living room and be reminded where you abandoned your clothing and your self-control the night before to get busy and get there with your boyfriend.
That was apropos of nothing, but it had to be said. No, actually, I'm kidding...thoughts of sex lead to thoughts of, well, more sex, and porn. And listening to Radio Alice this morning just brought in lots of the funny.
Naturally, Comedy + Sex = Funny Porn Titles!
I'm sure you all have your own, gay or straight, seen or thought of. It's not often that I actively solicit feedback, but I'm asking you humbly right now. I'd love to hear your favorites. Email or comment, and I'll post a full listing of them.
Two more to get you started:
- Raiders of the Lost Arse
- Edward Penishands
Comments
forrest hump was always a good one
Posted by: Brechi | May 13, 2005 01:27 AM
My Big Fat Greek Orgy
Napoleon Bonermite
The Bitchrider's Guide to the Galaxy
Fantastic Foursome
The Amityville Whore
Sperms of Endearment
Cocky ("Rocky")
The French Active Connection
Men in Back
Leathers ("Heathers")
Wet Dreams May Cum
Dick ("Dick")
Posted by: palochi | May 13, 2005 01:37 AM
Hairy Cooter and the Shame of Its Secrets
Posted by: mezzogregory | May 13, 2005 01:43 AM
Dude, Where's My Cock?
Posted by: Josh | May 13, 2005 02:47 AM
Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin
"HOLY blue balls, Dickman!"
Posted by: Tina | May 13, 2005 06:13 AM
Shaft
Posted by: Lee(Skittles) | May 13, 2005 07:41 AM
Forever Hung.
Posted by: Sam | May 13, 2005 10:09 AM
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Posted by: James | May 14, 2005 01:45 AM
My favorite old skool porn titles:
Frisky Business
Riding Miss Daisy
My favorite I'm-not-sure-if-this-is-a-real-title-or-not title:
Hairy Cooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Posted by: Mags | May 14, 2005 07:36 AM
Somewhat old, but I found I still had it:
http://members.aol.com/shmajent/misc/film.pdf
Posted by: Mike | May 15, 2005 06:22 AM
dawson's crack
Posted by: jennie | May 16, 2005 01:22 AM
'Coo-coo for Cocoa Cocks'
=price-less!
Posted by: B! | May 16, 2005 03:57 AM
The one that always made me laugh when I saw it in the store: "Little Orphan Tranny"
Posted by: L | May 17, 2005 03:16 AM
Ejacula
Posted by: Ubik444 | May 17, 2005 09:53 AM
Not-so-smallville?
Posted by: palochi | May 19, 2005 09:05 AM
- Riding Boys in Cars
Posted by: God of Biscuits | May 19, 2005 09:09 AM
In Diana Jones
Posted by: Bernie | June 28, 2005 11:04 AM
Charlies Anus
Posted by: yo mama | January 23, 2006 02:38 AM
Sexorcist
Posted by: yo mama | January 23, 2006 02:40 AM