Echo...Echo...Echo...
Believe for a moment in a set of laws of physics wherein repeating a thing brings it into material reality.
Believe for a moment that expanding individual freedoms can be imagined to be an “enshrinement of deviant proclivities”.
Believe for a moment that the absence of a thing makes a thing more believable and not less.
Believe for a moment that Believers don't believe you when you nonetheless believe you've communicated effectively that you don't believe in much of anything overarching.
Believers are a strange bunch. It's been said that believers require the presence of non-believers; otherwise there's no instance of belief.
I tend to believe that.
Once upon a blog, I wrote about how people have taken noble things and reduced them to baser vulgarities (meaning common, not obscene). Believers will always employ the noble term to describe actions which are quite vulgar (meaning common and obscene).
“No Child Left Behind”, “God's Alone It Is to Judge”, “Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin”. You'll see it all over the place when Believers take to Politics.
When I was brought up, back in the day, we Catholics were guided to do good works instead of punish bad works, to be good people instead of to help legislate goodness. That this world and this life were temporary and that we should be, above all else, good people and not good believers. That we should persuade by good example of good works rather than coerce with law and with threats of damnation.
Sadly ironic, then, that this kind of talk—considered quite uptight and conservative at the time—now makes it seem as if I grew up in a commune with a bunch of hippies. That's how far the needle has moved to the right.
Believers have once again discovered the concept of a mob. Watch the villagers chase and overtake the Frankenstein monster. Watch the street urchins devour the faggot. Watch the Catholics of today form an unholy alliance with the Protestants just to eradicate the homos from society. Watch the good Christians enjoy the bloodsport of a good war. Watch the pro-lifers worship the Golden Fetus as they cheer the deaths of innocent Modern-day Mesopotamians.
The internet-enabled mob is a formidable thing. “On-message” they call it these days, y'know, because “here's who we hate today” just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. The giant electronic echo chamber: one polemic plutocrat says a thing and the throngs of adrenaline-junkie control-freaks remake the world in that on-message message.
Tens of thousands of brains poked through into the political echo chamber. It's dark in there, but at least it's safe. It requires elaborate and exhausting bodily gymnastics, but at least it's a well-known quantity. It's distasteful work, consuming and excreting and consuming and excreting and consuming and excreting the same matter over and over again, but at least it's better than hoping for joy and then ending up disappointed.
It's pretty much having your head up your own ass, but Believers believe it's for a good cause. Frankly, I find it scatological.
Today's Right-Wing Believers have become base, vulgar, spiritless, faithless, joyless fetishists who aren't quite human any more, who plot an ascendancy that has nothing to do with Heaven.
Money-changers get involved in politics for self-interests; Good Samaritans help other people because it's what you do when you Believe in the Greater Good of us all.
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Back and forth, back and forth, between demonstrating virtue and enforcing it. Sadly, it's just more *fun* (and less work) to scold than to teach.
Posted by: Clever Monkey | January 28, 2005 04:30 AM
Wow, Gordon, you've left me with a serious conundrum. For only gay men are capable of that kind of absurdist sarcasm.
So, assuming you're not gay (and frankly, we don't really want you to be), then you must believe to be genuine some small fragment, at least, of what you said.
Also quite impossible to believe, given that the dogsnot blog thrives on irresponsible reporting, adolescent name-calling, churlish mishandling of the truth and emotionally-retarded "I know you are but what am I" tactics.
So the conundrum is, what exactly do you mean by "some acceptance", "greater good", and, for that matter, the "common ground" between smaller-govt-with-more-individual-freedoms and the-govt-must-reflect-my-dogmatic-morality ?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 29, 2005 03:45 AM
Get off the pedestal and lighten up GOB. I'm as familair with your antics as you are mine. Difference is, I'm open about it.
I made a good point, that's all. If you people gathered some sembelence of acceptance for one another it'd be a better place.
Gay people were victimized first, but doing the same years later makes you no better.
I have no issues with gay people any more than I do bible thumpers. It's just political views that get in the way.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent | January 29, 2005 10:15 AM
The greater good involves some acceptance.
If only the homos and the bible thumpers could make common ground, the rest of us on the sideline would be happeier.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent | January 29, 2005 12:10 PM
This is the part where you keep repeating a thing hoping to make it more true.
People like you castigate gay people when they celebrate "pride", then castigate when they defend themselves against a rabid anti-gay dogma.
There was no topic shift, gordon. You're just up to your old games.
And one new game: you're speaking out of frustration here because I no longer participate in the septic world of vengeful hatred that is the dog's knot.
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 01:21 AM
I could care less about your pride. That's your issue.
You're the one that has to contend with having become that which you profess to loathe - a hater.
This blog, with exception to a few Mac posts, is purely hateful drivel aimed at people "different" than you.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent | January 30, 2005 01:31 AM
I don't hate christians. Just like i don't hate hurricanes.
They are what they are. Their numbers make them a force of society, if not a force of nature.
And they're gunning for me and my kind.
Don't you defend yourself, Gordon? Don't you PRIDE yourself on standing up to the bad guys, however loosely you choose to define them?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 01:35 AM
and why is it, "Gordon", that the comments you make here come from a houston-based ISP routed through San Francisco from Houston from Mexico from Atlanta from San Francisco, and the comments you make on Sam's blog come from FL, where we know you live?
Let's try something. I'll ban the obviously hijacked ip address you've been using, and you can go ahead and post from your home machine on cox.net and verify that you are, in fact, Gordon the Magnificent and not Searcher/Hoody/MaskedAvenger/KingBear, huh?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 01:43 AM
Because we can post from any country we'd like. That way you can guess all you want, and still be wrong.
Posted by: Geoffrey | January 30, 2005 01:49 AM
Didn't you mean to use the "Gordon" persona, "King Bear"?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 01:51 AM
To quote Romy White: "You're a deludenoid."
Your antics involve photoshop and sophomoric crap, and playing both ends against the middle.
And "boo-hooing" when rights are taken away and standing up the troops-in-harms-way as a point of brinkmanship.
The tactic is to attack with broad, idiotic statements like what you just said, knowing full well that others will busy themselves correcting the lies you know you're making.
We're nothing alike, gordon. you have no empathy, no respect for differences, place no real value on intellect, integrity and maturity.
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 02:29 AM
Gordon can speak for himself. Unlike most liberals, we stand on our own two feet. I realize that's a new concept for you. Try to wrap your feeble mind around it.
Posted by: Geoffrey | January 30, 2005 05:40 AM
Now that does sound like you, Geoffrey.
Make up your mind, will you? You want me stand on my own two feet and defend myself, while simultaneously not being defensive.
Your whiny attacks of "don't whine!" were old a long time ago, Geoffrey.
(hint: this is where you say something about my age, a handful of yrs older than you, my baldness, a handful of hairs ahead of you, and my weight, a stone ahead of you)
Just like old times, eh, Geoff?
Posted by: GodOfBiscuits | January 30, 2005 07:33 AM
I guess hoping you could wrap your feeble brain around the concept WAS wishful thinking.
Look on the bright side. You'll always be almost twice my age, twice my wait, with zero hair. Things can't get much worse.
Posted by: Geoffrey | January 30, 2005 07:41 AM
You can probably spell "weight" better, though.
Posted by: Geoffrey | January 30, 2005 07:47 AM
Touché, GoB...
The parochial sheep will never accept anything unless their leaders tell them to, which is highly unlikely.
One gets exhausted just trying to be.
=RD=
Posted by: RainbowDemon | January 30, 2005 08:30 AM
I'm not suggesting we're alike, at all. I'm not middle aged, bitter, and self-loathing.
I am MOCKING that you set yourself on a pedastel that you don't belong. You've played your ad hom games, you've played fuck fuck with proxies, and posted under several names at my blog. You know it, I know it.
But back to the topic we were discussing before you had your meltdown - I don't understand why christians and homos can't meet at common ground.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent | January 30, 2005 08:40 AM
Gordon, you're quite simply a liar.
I post with my own name, with links that follow back to me. You and Geoff and the mob of idiots you engender take it upon themselves to use my name. You or Geoff or someone else with access to your installation change my words.
And, ironically, we ARE still on the topic at hand: it's people like you that like to start fights where there are none, and when challenged on that insipid behavior, you say "lighten up".
Gordon, you can't even stand the idea of having limits on the purchase of a gun, yet you want "homos" to compromise on something as fundamental as relationships.
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 11:12 AM
Spin spin spin.
It's not a new tactic of yours to shift the topic when you can't support your own.
Fact is, most homos have become what they loathe. They hate. You hate. This blog itself seethes with hate speech towards christians or religion in general.
You're hypocritical, that's all.
And a bit chunky too.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent | January 30, 2005 11:38 AM
Right on cue, Geoff.
Apparently, my feeble brain can do better math, too.
You should calculate the limit of x/y, where x = y-7 (or so) as both x and y approach, say, 80? that's a reasonable expected lifespan?
And I've seen the picture, Geoff....hair approaches zero on both of us.
You did jump through that hoop with a certain flourish, though! Pinkies out and everything!
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 30, 2005 11:50 AM
Glad to see some semblance of humor here. Biscuits, I was beginning to despair for your sense of humor.
Otherwise, the Avenger and Searcher said all there is to say.
Posted by: hoody | January 31, 2005 06:06 AM
Hoody, like you are anything except an aper or destroyer in your comments here and elsewhere.
are you using a real email address?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 31, 2005 07:30 AM
For the record, I am me.
*wink*
Just thought I'd clear that one up for everybody. I am nobody but myself, and if I ever do post under a different name, I'll make sure that the switch is evident.
I don't want words that belong to other people being pinned onto me.
Posted by: The Masked Avenger | January 31, 2005 08:00 AM
And my suspcious use of several IP addresses just comes from posting from home, school, and a few public use computers. But I'm sure you can see they're all from the same area, at least.
So...still don't kill and/or block me. Thanks!
Posted by: The Masked Avenger | January 31, 2005 08:06 AM
then email me. all info will be kept private.
Posted by: God of Biscuits | January 31, 2005 08:19 AM
Whatever. I send you to the enviro-freakout thread at Bloghogger as an example of and original contribution I have made elsewhere.
Otherwise, I try not to repeat what others have said.
And I was serious about the humor comment. All spiritual/theological/political posturing aside.
And yes, it is a valid e-mail. I sent it out on the tenuous assumption that you would not do mishief with it, as you have assured the Masked Avenger (I think it was him) elsewhere, and I was getting tired of hearing your "cowardly contributor" logic.
It's a pain in the ass to type, though, so I beg your indulgence in providing it only occasionally.
Posted by: hoody | February 2, 2005 06:22 AM
I suggest you go reread, then, hoody.
You seem to sit in wait, ready to pounce on whatever I say, stepping in to derail a discussion to point at me instead of the topic.
You're not constructive, you're a piler-on, just like most of the right-trained polemicists out there.
Posted by: God of Biscuits | February 2, 2005 07:00 AM
Pile on? Maybe.
Exclusively? No. Again, check the enviro-freakout thread. If anyone is trying to derail a topic there, my friend, it is you.
Posted by: hoody | February 2, 2005 09:45 AM
A stupid-ass article about environmentalism by Michael Crichton which is all over the map and an obvious fluff piece by the creator of Jurassic Park
Here's the link for any of you interested.
My first comment was asking what the point of the article was, and what the author of the entry was trying to get at, other than accusing all environmentalists of being clinically paranoid.
Now, how does THIS have anything to do with the article here, hoody?
Posted by: God of Biscuits | February 2, 2005 09:54 AM
Simply reponding to what you have been saying in these comments.
*finished*
Posted by: hoody | February 3, 2005 06:58 AM