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Multicultural Conservatism

Believe it or not, there is more to the congealed blog of conservatives than the sweeping vengeance of their hive-mind.

No, seriously. I mean it. There are christians who are Republicans who can't stand that the rest of us don't fall in line behind their dogma and accept jesus. There are nationalists who are Republicans who can't stand that there is a world outside of America that doesn't esteem our Great Nation as much as the they “should”. There are poor and middle-class people who are Republicans who have perverted the Great American Dream of Prosperity into a lottery ticket, throwing away good money on a bet with losing odds. There are gay people who are Republican who keep saving up their lunch money towards membership dues in Club Normal. Then there are just plain miserable people who are Republicans because the only way they know to close the gap between themselves and happy people is to contribute to the general misery of the world around them.

And they said multiculturalism is dead!

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Republican multiculturalism is like 3 bean salad, made from one kind of bean and 3 different colored markers.

hahahahaha...great post and great 1st comment. I really lover the phrase: congealed blog of conservatives

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